Mr sandberg thanks for coming to your performance interview
no problem
so your in charge around here, is that fair to say?
absolutely im the boss
ok so take us through a day in "the boss"
well the first thing i do is...

TALK TO CORPORATE (LIKE A BOSS)
APROVE MEMO'S (LIKE A BOSS)
LEAD A WORKSHOP (LIKE A BOSS)
REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (LIKE A BOSS)
DIRECT WORKFLOW (LIKE A BOSS)
MY OWN BATHROOM (LIKE A BOSS)
MICROMANAGE (LIKE A BOSS)
PROMOTE SYNERGY (LIKE A BOSS)
HIT ON DEBRA (LIKE A BOSS)
GET REJECTED (LIKE A BOSS)
SWALLOW SADNESS (LIKE A BOSS)
SEND SOME FAX'S (LIKE A BOSS)
CALL A SEX LINE (LIKE A BOSS)
CRY DEEPLY (LIKE A BOSS)
DEMAND A REFUND (LIKE A BOSS)
EAT A BAGEL (LIKE A BOSS)
HARRASERY LAWSUIT (LIKE A BOSS)
NO PROMOTION (LIKE A BOSS)
FIFTH OF VODKA (LIKE A BOSS)
SHIT ON DEBRA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS)
BUY A GUN (LIKE A BOSS)
IN MY MOUTH (LIKE A BOSS)
aww fuck man i cant fuckin do it shit
PUSSY OUT (LIKE A BOSS)
PUKE ON DEBRA'S DESK (LIKE A BOSS)
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW (LIKE A BOSS)
SUCK A DUDE'S DICK (LIKE A BOSS)
SCORE SOME COKE (LIKE A BOSS)
CRASH MY CAR (LIKE A BOSS)
SUCK MY OWN DICK (LIKE A BOSS)
EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS (LIKE A BOSS)
CHOP MY BALLS (LIKE A BOSS)
PASS OUT IN THE SEWERS (LIKE A BOSS)
MEET A GIANT FISH (LIKE A BOSS)
FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT (LIKE A BOSS)
TURN INTO A JET (LIKE A BOSS)
BOMB THE RUSSIANS (LIKE A BOSS)
CRASH INTO THE SUN (LIKE A BOSS)
NOW IM DEAD (LIKE A BOSS)

Mhmm so thats an average day for you then
no doubt
You chop your balls of and die?
hell yea
and i think at one point there u said something about sucking your own dick?
nope
actually im pretty sure you did
na that aint me
ok well this has been eye opening for me
im the boss
yeah no i heard you you said that about 400 times
im the boss
yeah yeah i got it
im the boss
yeah i heard you see you later *door closes*
LIKE A BOSS